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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Dean's Admonition       #60453 - 09/27/06 03:43 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students: "The female dormitory is out of bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to female students," the dean said. "Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $20. The second time you will be fined $60. A thirds time will cost you $180," he said. "Are there any questions?" One male student asked, "How much is a season pass?" -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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