BillieJoe: "My wife sure is so stupid! She bought an air conditioner"!
Billie Bob: "Why is that stupid?"
BillieJack: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
Billie Bob: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
BillieJoe: "why is that so stupid?"
BillieBob: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
BillieJack: "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wives put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
Billie Joe & Billie Jack: "well what's so dumb about that?"