A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?"
A store clerk says to him, "Excuse me Sir, but the Crisco is in Aisle Five."
He says, "I'm not looking for cooking Crisco, I'm calling my wife."
The clerk says, "Your wife is named Crisco'?"
He says, "No, I only call her that in public."
The clerk says, "What do you call her when you're home?"
He says, "Lard ass."
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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