Cafeoutdoors.com: New take on an old joke

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing the successful surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a command concert performance for the
Queen of England and her court."

One of the others said. "That's nothing.
A young man lost an arm and both legs
in a horrific accident, I reattached them,
and 2 years later he won a gold medal
in field events in the Olympic games."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine
and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the woman's
blonde hair and the horse's ass and brain.
But I was able to put them all together and now
she's a senator from New York looking at the presidency.

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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”