halfasmuch
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 4349
Loc: Upper Oakville
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Two alligators were sittin' at the side of the swamp. The smaller one >turned to the bigger, and said, " I can't understand how you kin be so >much bigger'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I >just don't get it!" "Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin'? >"Politicians, same as you", replied the small gator. "Hmm. Well, >where do y'all catch em?" "Down 'tother side of the swamp, near the >parkin' lot by the Capitol." "Same here. Hmmm. How do you catch 'em?" >"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer one to unlock >the door. Then I jumps out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the poopoo out of >'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!", says the big alligator, "I think I see your >problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you >get done shakin' the poopoo outta a politician, there ain't nothin' left >but an asshole and a briefcase!"
-------------------- The difference between genius and stupidity
is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
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fullstrut
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 952
Loc: Down the Bayou
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That kinda reminds me of the story of Poopoo Boudreaux. Seems that Poopoo Boudreaux was getting tired of folks picking on him because of his name. He decided to go down to the Social Security Administration one day and have his name changed. Well, the wife was a little uneasy about all this name changing and met him at the door when he returned. She said "Mon cher, did you done changed your name?" Poopoo replies "Dats right. Ain't nobody can ever call me Poopoo Boudreaux anymore." The wife, still anxious about the days events says, "Well what we gonna call you now. Her husband triumphantly exclaims "From now on, I'm gonna be Poopoo Thibodeaux
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