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Buying gas!
      #37688 - 04/21/06 07:39 PM

I was on my way home and my gas tank was on empty. Pay day wasn't til the next day. I was broke ($5 in my pocket..including change)but figured that I just needed enough to get me home and back to work the next day. I stopped at a gas station and, of course, it was pre-pay. I went in and gave the Marge Simpson look alike behind the counter my $5 (including change) and told her I needed some gas. She looked at the money, smiled at me, farted loudly twice and handed me a receipt......

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Re: Buying gas! [Re: IIFID]
      #37737 - 04/22/06 12:55 AM

What kind of mileage did you get on that brand of gas?

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IIFID
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Re: Buying gas! [Re: Mel]
      #37761 - 04/22/06 10:26 AM

If you could get mileage outta that kind of gas Melvan, we'd be on easy street at the Bachelor Ranch!

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Re: Buying gas! [Re: IIFID]
      #37803 - 04/22/06 05:34 PM

Ain't it the truf??? It would sure be better than getting by the speculators in the oil business.

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