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Pages: 1 daffy member Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 466 Loc: Jeff County, MO I not work       #2907 - 12/18/05 08:41 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." his boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." -------------------- Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow. -- Chris Rock Post Extras:       Pitbull FEtch's Son in Law Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 3363 Loc: Land of the Pheasants!! Re: I not work [Re: daffy]       #3742 - 12/20/05 01:38 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   -------------------- Cubs in 2010 It will be Lou's Year!!!!!! Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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