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Enough is enough!!
      #29035 - 03/06/06 03:20 PM

Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you;

The next day I stopped smoking ...

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you;

The next day I stopped eating red meat ...

Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you;

The next day I stopped drinking ...

Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you;

This morning I stopped reading ...



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Re: Enough is enough!! [Re: Mel]
      #29039 - 03/06/06 03:32 PM

Wise men can see the obvious soloution...



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