SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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Quarantine life: A strawberry has 246 seeds.
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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I need to get out of bed
so I'm not late
to the living room.
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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I hadn't planned on giving up this much for Lent.
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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It has been 6 days since pants.
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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God got so mad about all of our fighting down here
that He sent us all to our rooms.
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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The rapid spread of bad covid-19 jokes is deeply worrisome.
Experts are concerned it will become a pundemic.
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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Day 7 of quarantine and preparing to take out the garbage.
I'm so excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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Quit posting math problems on the internet
like its a game or something.
If you need help with your kids homework
just say so.
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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They are saying that
sunlight and alcohol
kill the corona virus.
If you see me naked
and passed out in the yard
it's research.
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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Being quarantined
from the grand kids is tough.
This morning I had to pull my own finger.
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wuchang
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Reged: 12/14/05
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Loc: uphill
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Quote:
SwampFox said:
Being quarantined
from the grand kids is tough.
This morning I had to pull my own finger.
Oh Lord........ 
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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Gardening season.
I planted my ass on the sofa
5 weeks ago and it's growing.
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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I try to be mild mannered, but I lost it today. A real eruption. In a grocery aisle, I saw a healthy young man with a cart heaped with everything everyone wants. Paper goods. Bread. Milk. Hand sanitizer. Something snapped and I told him what I thought. Let him have it.
“Do you know how selfish you are?! Do you know how many elderly or sick or young families need these things?! Couldn’t you just take adequate for yourself?!”
He listened quietly.
When the steam was out of my valves, I stopped, righteously satisfied. “Okay,” he said. “May I go back to stocking shelves, now?”
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