wuchang
spiritual advisor and gatekeeper to the Spirit World
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 5287
Loc: uphill
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This came in the email today
So, I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim bookstore. The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the stink eye, but asked if he could help me.
I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?”
The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, get out, and stay Out!”
I said, “Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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redleg
Enzyte - one a day!
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 6002483
Loc: Big Rock Candy Mountain
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bawawaahhhaaaaaa,,,,,get 2 
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A gun is like a parachute, if you need one and don't have one, you'll prolly never need one again.
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