halfasmuch
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 4349
Loc: Upper Oakville
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New Irish pickup line
An Irishman was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him, so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe."
She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."
Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!
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The difference between genius and stupidity
is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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