Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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The Little Prick Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily.
“What’s up Dave?” asked the bartender…It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.”
“It’s my six year old son…” the man replied.
“Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – forget about it; it happens to boys that age” said the bartender, sympathetically.
“ I only wish it was that” continued the customer ... “ but it’s far worse than that. The little bastard has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant.”
“Get away, that’s impossible!” gasped the bartender !
“It’s not” said the man.
"The little prick stuck a pin in all my condoms.” !!!
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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daffy
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Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 467
Loc: Jeff County, MO
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Good one Mel!
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