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Pages: 1 RafeHollister member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 672 Loc: Webb City, MO Current High Scores in: Tetris A real woman       #211514 - 12/15/10 03:17 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up or let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will always make him feel as if he is the most handsome man in the room and enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No, wait...Sorry...I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind. -------------------- Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large. Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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