Cafeoutdoors.com: Welcome to the family...

I was a very happy person.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me..
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.
One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, " I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight out the front door, headed straight toward my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

And from this I have learned one VERY important thing:

Always keep your condoms in the car.