SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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A 75 year-old man is staying at a big hotel in Vegas. There's a knock on the door and when he opens it there stands a delectable hooker in a revealing dress. She takes one look at the decrepit guest and says, "Sorry, I must have the wrong room." He replies, "You've got the right room, but you're thirty years too late!"
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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That's why there is Viagra and Cialis.
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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