Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Rocky, the Iwegian, entered his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms. He said, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
His wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looked up and said, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
Rocky replied, "If you weren't so presumptuous, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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fish
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Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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...and that's when the fight started. 
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Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Wonder if the cow or sheep won? 
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
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Loc: Mid Mo
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That was Baaaaad. 
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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