Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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redleg
Enzyte - one a day!
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 6002483
Loc: Big Rock Candy Mountain
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-------------------- A gun is like a parachute, if you need one and don't have one, you'll prolly never need one again.
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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Kinda like...
The Smartest Man In The World
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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