Bubba got burnt up in a fire, and the coroner called Bubba's two best friends, Luke and Gomer, in to identify the body. The three of them had always done everything together.
Luke looked at the face and said "He's pretty burnt up. Roll him over." When the body was turned over, Luke looked and said "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
The coroner called Gomer in and when Gomer looked at the face he said "He's burned real bad, roll him over." After the body was rolled over Gomer looked and said "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
The coroner asked him how he could tell, and Gomer said "Well, Bubba had two anuses. I never seen them myself, but everywhere we went, people would say 'There goes Bubba with those two a**holes'."
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