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Negro Names
      #152735 - 06/14/08 02:36 AM

I think it's time to face the truth.
Nigrids are about to controll the country. Our best defense at this point is to take a negro name so we can get in on all the goodies that will be redistributed.
Here's a site to help you pick that name...

Louis Farrakhan Name Generator

Respectfully

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Re: Negro Names [Re: SwampFox]
      #154646 - 07/02/08 12:56 PM

Awwwwwwww fork... I'm Huggy Bear.

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Re: Negro Names [Re: Bandito]
      #154655 - 07/02/08 01:53 PM

Zaghawa

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Re: Negro Names [Re: Kit]
      #154658 - 07/02/08 02:35 PM

Rastas

So I asked for another one

Linkin Park

So I asked for a third one

and the machine said, "You really ARE a kneegrow, ain't ya?"

So it's Rastas. I don't care, as long as I get the 14" schlong that goes with it.


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Re: Negro Names [Re: Scout 1]
      #154666 - 07/02/08 03:34 PM

aprropriately, Shaft...

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Re: Negro Names [Re: DjF]
      #154682 - 07/03/08 12:04 AM

It's supposed to be a true story about a black lady in Florida naming boy twins:

OR-ANGEJELLO

and

LE-MONJELLO

She got the names off the hospital lunch menu.


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Re: Negro Names [Re: Ozark]
      #154688 - 07/03/08 12:51 AM

Zuwarah

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Re: Negro Names [Re: H2ODOG]
      #154693 - 07/03/08 08:11 AM

"Buckwheat"

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Re: Negro Names [Re: fish]
      #154694 - 07/03/08 08:16 AM

Tahrbaybee

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Re: Negro Names [Re: Scout 1]
      #154698 - 07/03/08 08:32 AM

Shabelle

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Re: Negro Names [Re: Ozark]
      #154709 - 07/03/08 09:00 AM

Quote:

Ozark said:
It's supposed to be a true story about a black lady in Florida naming boy twins:

OR-ANGEJELLO

and

LE-MONJELLO

She got the names off the hospital lunch menu.





OK, this is no chit... I'll swear on my kids lives this is true...

I met a lady of negroid descent here in Columbia who has three daughters named...

Ta'Mara
Ta'Day
and Ta'Yesterday.

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Re: Negro Names [Re: Bandito]
      #154728 - 07/03/08 10:01 AM

Oh boooollllchittttt Bandido, that never happened. Columbia olny has whytefolks named Jones and Smith and Herschheiser innit.

Now if you'da said Fulton, THEN your lil story mighta had some chops.

Have a wonderful Bun E Carlos kind of a day. In his honor, I'm walking around with a Marlboro hanging from my mouth the rest of the day.


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Re: Negro Names [Re: Scout 1]
      #154736 - 07/03/08 11:07 AM

Malcolm J.....

I guess the J is for Hesus.....

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Re: Negro Names [Re: halfasmuch]
      #154737 - 07/03/08 11:12 AM

Speer Chuck R.

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Re: Negro Names [Re: HAUS]
      #154807 - 07/03/08 08:50 PM

Shekwan

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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy


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Re: Negro Names [Re: Mel]
      #164997 - 10/13/08 02:06 AM

O.J.'s latest self-help video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lKugcJiUa4&feature=user

O.J. to the jury...





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Re: Negro Names [Re: MB2]
      #165021 - 10/13/08 07:03 AM

That's whack...

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Re: Negro Names [Re: MB2]
      #165031 - 10/13/08 08:55 AM

Can't help but notice ........... that card's a Spade.


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Re: Negro Names [Re: Ozark]
      #165042 - 10/13/08 10:38 AM



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