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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Guns over Women       #146901 - 04/22/08 10:44 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22... #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on-the-road... #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times... #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup... #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo... #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space... #4 - A gun functions normally every day of the month... #3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"... #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it... ...AND...the #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman............... YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!! -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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