STTH
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 423
Loc: Turd Crick
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The Federal Government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the United States.
Thank you for your help!
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Scout 1
New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6778
Loc: Where there are no ducks
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Dude, each and every one of us? I wish.
Some of us (me) ain't forkin gettin one, my tax adviser tells me, and I ain't the top mug on the totem pole, if you get my drift.
Have a nice Lindsey Buckingham kind of a day.
    
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3828
Loc: Lemmingstan
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Hell, I dont want one..Osama and Hitlery have already said they are going to redistribute the money in this country.Just go ahead and give mine to some homey now. 
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God Bless our Troops!
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SwampFox
member
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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I'm takin' my 600 smakers to the boat.
I'll be a gazillionare in no time. 
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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