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What you get for drinking..
      #135839 - 01/10/08 10:32 PM

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "Wow" - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night". I Went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake"?

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