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Drinking Water
      #135838 - 01/10/08 10:31 PM

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have chit in it.'

The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'

The Amish man says: 'Use two hands. You'll get more.'

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