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Outsourcing
      #130036 - 12/06/07 09:31 PM

Outsourcing ~

I was depressed last night, so I called Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

(this would be funny if it wasn't so close to the truth)

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Re: Outsourcing [Re: Mel]
      #130079 - 12/07/07 02:59 AM

Outsourcing....
#127883 - 11/23/07 11:51 AM Mel posted


The Trouble with Outsourcing --

I was depressed last night, so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in the Middle East.
Told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

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Went into re-runs pretty quick.
Must be sumthin' to do with the writers strike.

Edited by old lodge skins (12/07/07 03:00 AM)


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Re: Outsourcing [Re: old lodge skins]
      #130100 - 12/07/07 11:29 AM

I just think Mel doesn't always remember what he posts.

(WhisperingsoMelcan'thear)He's kinda getting up in age.


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Re: Outsourcing [Re: Whackattack]
      #130105 - 12/07/07 11:58 AM

I'll be hiding my own Easter eggs again next spring.


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Re: Outsourcing [Re: Whackattack]
      #130111 - 12/07/07 12:51 PM

Quote:

Whackattack said:
I just think Mel doesn't always remember what he posts.

(WhisperingsoMelcan'thear)He's kinda getting up in age.






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Re: Outsourcing [Re: Mel]
      #130131 - 12/07/07 01:47 PM

LOL @ Ozark

I have been using the "hide my own Easter Eggs" line for a few years........only 'cause I deserve it.

Been thinking about the here after, walk into a room, then stand there staring, wondering, what I'm here after.


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Re: Outsourcing [Re: old lodge skins]
      #130157 - 12/07/07 03:50 PM

Quote:

old lodge skins said:
Been thinking about the here after, walk into a room, then stand there staring, wondering, what I'm here after.




It gets worse when it comes to wimmen. I remember I used to spend a lot of time chasing them, but I can't hardly remember why - or what I did when I caught one.


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Re: Outsourcing [Re: Ozark]
      #130158 - 12/07/07 04:01 PM

Have a senoir moment there Mel ???

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Re: Outsourcing [Re: fish]
      #130160 - 12/07/07 04:03 PM

Have a senoir moment there Mel ???

I know the feeling I think


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