Grandpa was not up to much and Grandma was determined to put some romance back in the marriage, so one morning she said, "Let's eat breakfast in the nude."
Grandpa agreed, and then as they ate, Grandma said, After 50 years, my breasts are still hot for you!!"
Grandpa responded, "Not surprised. You've got one hangin' in yer coffee and the other is in yer oatmeal."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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