Mel
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
As you may already know, the vicious terrorism that threatens the US is performed by radical Muslims from the middle east. Did you know that it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does?
So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti- terrorist sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
Sincerely,
The Department of Homeland Security
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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67Firebird
Former political advocate
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 9257
Loc: Russellville, Mo
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Old, but still funny.
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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It's something we should do once a week or so. Just to keep the sheet heads out of the hood.
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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