Cafeoutdoors.com: how many do you really need?

An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.

8 pointer says, "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along."

4 pointer says, "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!"

Button buck says, "My two are all right, better than nothing I guess."

Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.

The big buck made a huge scrape and pees in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.

8 pointer says, "I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10 anyway's?"

4 pointer says, "You know.. Come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!"

The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in confusion. Suddenly the buttonhead runs out into the middle of the field!
He rips and tears up some grass... Pees all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.

His friends immediately jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?"

"I'm just makin' sure that big sun of a gun knows I'm a buck!" he replies.