I always knew that this place would be of assistance--
Several members of another forum got this email recently and wondered if the economic majors,deckhands and landscapers that shape US economic ploicy could tell them if this is a good deal

Greetings

I,General Kimbabwe Motumba, Nigerian Minister of Diesel Trucks,Rental Mobile Homes and Economics,request your assistance. Recent political unrest in Nigeria has threatened the value of my most coveted diesel trucks and my most beloved mobile home parks.

Scum dogs of Money Lenders are only willing to pay me 4% on this most excellent diesel trucks used only to pull front end loaders on Sunday and the mobile home parks only have graduate students and deckhands living there. These are finest kind investments and the mangy money lending dogs will not recognize these are fine investments.

I need your most gracious assistance to help me move Nigerian currency to United States banks.

Since Nigeria exports oil and is paid in annual sums, the USA banks ask that an American citizen be on the account to insure proper payment of any advances.

These advances are commonly good for 15 years of high interest payments due to the index of oil futures (considerably higher than the paltry and insulting 4% that the sons of mangy she dogs offer).

To assist me and in doing so assist your country, please forward me a cheque for $10,000 dollars for which you will be rewarded the sum of $100,000 and several mobile home rental units in Louisiana when the annual oil future money will deposited in the National Nigerian Bank accounts in the USA.

Sincerely

General Kimbabwe Motumba
Minister of Diesel Trucks,Rental Mobile Homes and Economics (who needs you to help him outwit the slobbering sons of slut she dogs, who should drug out into the streets and shot, then hung by their heels)