I have a camper at the tank Pond. The access road isn't what it once was, but since they both have jeeps it shouldn't be an issue. I'd be willing to rent it to you/ them. Besides, I'm sure they have fond memories of the place from when they were youngsters.

There's a Weber and a propane stove, and the outhouse requires minimal cleaning. Between the surrounding woods and lake there is an abundant food source. No one would be able to hear any ruckus they caused.

In such a confined space, you may be down to only one daughter ( the mean one )in a few short weeks. This should reduce your cost/headache factor by a solid 50%.

If you're interested, I'll let you know what two keys to the gate will cost you.

Greg,

who's always trying to help.