O.K...my packing shipping lady pal is ready to go! She does a better job than I do getting decoys packed up good enough to withstand a nuclear blast. Every now and again I get one IN with a busted bill---along with a corresponding hole in the box where it broke off. Both USPS and FedEx have forked up decoys coming at me, so, I try to be extra careful with padding them.

Hope I didn't just jinx this one!! Naw...I'm gonna double-triple-quadruple up on the padding to counter a possible jinx...but, it'll be insured just in case The Warehouse Apes go to town playing soccer with the box. A word to the wise, NEVER write "FRAGILE Handle With Care" on a box with a decoy within...I came to the conclusion that those idiots moving boxes around think the word FRAGILE is Italian, pronounced: "Frag-illy", and means to toss and kick the MoFo around some before putting it in the truck...cork-suckers anyways.

U.D.