The fact of the matter is, I did retire from duck hunting. I have neither the time, energy, or money right now to hunt like I want.

However, it's pretty damn obvious to me that the rest of you bastards have done a piss poor job of controlling the duck population. I'm not quite ready for a comeback, but if that's what it's going to take to get back on the track of killing every damn duck that flies, well, I guess I may have to make some sacrifices and get back in the game. I still didn't kill one this weekend, but my mere presence ion the woods continues to be a problem for the avian horde.

I'm not going to enjoy it, but I can see that my services are needed thanks to you forkers laying down.

griffin