If that bastage shows up at the canteen, I'm not even looking at him.

No, wait.. I'm gonna try to get on teevee WITH him, and then announce that we are DUCK HUNTERS helping out with disaster relief. That will send him packing.

Otherwise, yes, somebody bring a game cam or two. Mine will be up here, working hopefully in my absence LMAO since pro cams do everything by themselves, when set on "P". They even have a credit card slot in the side.