Here's some roof and painting quotes for ya Wackalacka...

"Frisbeetarianism" is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. -- George Carlin

Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

A man paints with his brains and not with his hands. -- Michelangelo

Karma did that to your roof -- James Worley