Uh.......it's called a smart phone. Go to AT&T and they cam hook you up if you still need help with the confusion. They don't have mushroom you can eat in the swamps, and it's not sac au lait we are catching ya bastard, it's redfish. Sac's don't like brackish water

Go sell a pump or something

I might have to leave your sacks of crawfish here when I drive home next week