griffin
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| 03/14/20 01:39 AM |
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If you lose your job in this crisis, but have a house....
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I will pay you to take my twin 20 year old daughters in.
Their college has cancelled classes for the year and they have no place to stay. They will need wifi access for online classes.
When they left here, 2 years ago, they were fully functional and could operate most household appliances and were on a chore schedule. As it stands, I'm not sure they can even run a blender, much less pick up after themselves. Laundry, dish washing, and dusting are out of the question. I can't be certain they know what a dresser or closet is for.
A deaf person would be ideal. If your hearing is not impaired I require that you have no firearms in the house that could be used against them.
They have their own transportation. I bought both of them a jeep upon high school graduation. It was a promise I made if they got straight A's. Admittedly, I thought they were too dumb to pull it off. I'll eat that one.
It's possible they can provide babysitting duties for your children......but you're on your own on that one. They brought hamsters home from science class in the 6th grade to take care of........yeah.
I will pay $1200.00 per month if you take one, and $65,000 if you take both of them. So far they do not seem to be coronavirus carriers, but we are hopeful.
Thank you.
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| (Bond....Timmy Bond) |
| 03/14/20 02:17 AM |
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You are so wrong Griff! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
| HAUS |
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| 03/14/20 01:50 PM |
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Re: If you lose your job in this crisis, but have a house....
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good stuff!!
| sptsman |
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| 03/14/20 03:57 PM |
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Classic
I feel your pain. I've had few boomerang situations over the years. Love my kids more than I can say but when they leave, its best they stay gone, except for visits, short visit...
| MB2 |
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| 03/14/20 04:00 PM |
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I would take them in a minute, no charge. After all there's no tennis, no Coachella,
No Stagecoach, no markets, however,
I did receive a 2020 Census form that I
don't think is meant for me to complete.
To be sure here, all my neighbors who last
year were constitutional lawyers have
suddenly become infectious disease
specialists....so there is that.
Public health in 'Merica...."Let me
introduce you to the CEO's of
Roche, Walmart and CVS..."
Public Health in Canada, cancel hockey
for 6 hours, and researchers at
Sunnybrook Hospital in Toronto
isolate the agent responsible
for the spread of COVID-19.
If they can make it by tonight, they can
Go with me to a wine tasting
Party to aid the American Farmland Trust.
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dabs
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| 03/14/20 05:24 PM |
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Re: If you lose your job in this crisis, but have a house....
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Do they have their own chit paper?
| MB2 |
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| 03/14/20 06:06 PM |
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Re: If you lose your job in this crisis, but have a house....
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Quote:
dabs said:
Do they have their own chit paper?
Is that what this census form is?
I survived SARS with a college student..
At the time, I was dealing with the public, close up every day. Wash your paws, folks.
| DuckMeRunnin |
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| 03/14/20 07:07 PM |
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I have a camper at the tank Pond. The access road isn't what it once was, but since they both have jeeps it shouldn't be an issue. I'd be willing to rent it to you/ them. Besides, I'm sure they have fond memories of the place from when they were youngsters.
There's a Weber and a propane stove, and the outhouse requires minimal cleaning. Between the surrounding woods and lake there is an abundant food source. No one would be able to hear any ruckus they caused.
In such a confined space, you may be down to only one daughter ( the mean one )in a few short weeks. This should reduce your cost/headache factor by a solid 50%.
If you're interested, I'll let you know what two keys to the gate will cost you.
Greg,
who's always trying to help.
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| (Bond....Timmy Bond) |
| 03/14/20 10:13 PM |
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Fluteman to the rescue!!