dabsAdministrator
()
04/19/11 09:16 PM
Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Find a basement brutha...looks like you are the target

redleg
(Enzyte - one a day!)
04/19/11 11:43 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

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Him and foots oughta both be round fer a second retirement
Only the good die young


67Firebird
(Former political advocate)
04/19/11 11:58 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Grab a minner bucket Eddie!

foots
(the exterminator)
04/20/11 03:43 AM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Quote:

GoGop said:
Grab a minner bucket Eddie!




Minner bucket hell! That ninja is still lookin for his shoes.


fastman
(member)
04/20/11 11:36 AM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

sure preciate the concern d1also!!!!!!!!!!

once again the good lord smiled on casa de edwardo & surrounding area the monster cell was heading right for me as i stood in my yard.just as a funnel stated to form,i yelled hell no & the monster cell split in two & headed for hawk point & o fallon........anyone thinkin of moving to moscow mill...please reconsider & come to wright city....how can one go wrong wiff a name like dat!!!!!!!!!!!

gopdude...fooots...redlimb..>>>>>>



halfasmuch
(action hero)
04/20/11 04:23 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Only the good die young.....

to quote the IMMORTAL redleg....


67Firebird
(Former political advocate)
04/20/11 08:24 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman



redleg
(Enzyte - one a day!)
04/20/11 11:07 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

halfie,,,I ain't dead yet either

foots
(the exterminator)
04/21/11 01:45 AM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Quote:

redleg said:
halfie,,,I ain't dead yet either




Speak for yerself red.


Whackattack
(member)
04/21/11 01:53 AM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Storm got my arse....blew a section of shingles off the double wide and monsoon rain leaked into the bedroom.....In need of a roofing quote and sheet rock/paint quote to give to the insurance peeps....

Scout 1
(New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!)
04/21/11 06:45 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Here's some roof and painting quotes for ya Wackalacka...

"Frisbeetarianism" is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. -- George Carlin

Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

A man paints with his brains and not with his hands. -- Michelangelo


Karma did that to your roof -- James Worley


Whackattack
(member)
04/22/11 05:28 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Ain't never said a cross word about no James Worley, but if he sicked that Karma biatch on all of us because of Griffin, he's a fat, ankle walking bastard...

Bubba
(strangesly aroused)
04/22/11 05:47 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Please do not feed the monkeys.....

griffinAdministrator
(administrator)
04/22/11 05:54 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Karma, you old bastard, live with it.

griffin


Bubba
(strangesly aroused)
04/22/11 06:04 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Karma this ,you plick!

IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
04/22/11 08:05 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

As the blazing fire reduces wood to ashes, similarly, the fire of Self-knowledge reduces all Karma to ashes. ~Bhagavad Gita

DjF
(little buddie)
04/22/11 08:33 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

"this sucks..."...an 8th grade student taking the MAP test this week...

dabsAdministrator
()
04/22/11 08:45 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Quote:

DjF said:
"this sucks..."...an 8th grade student taking the MAP test this week...




You know the old sayin....that kid couldn't find his way out Raytown with a MAP test!!!!


DjF
(little buddie)
04/22/11 08:47 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

but the bigger questions is...would you want him out of Raytown???

dabsAdministrator
()
04/22/11 08:50 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Of course so - there are great kids planted everywhere - opportunity just doesn't always knock for all of them.

IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
04/22/11 08:58 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Worthless people blame their karma” - Burmese Proverb

redleg
(Enzyte - one a day!)
04/22/11 09:03 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Wax on,,,,,wax off!!!

foots
(the exterminator)
04/22/11 10:12 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Fork on.......fork off.

Scout 1
(New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!)
04/22/11 10:49 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

"i" before "e" except after "c" or when sounding like "a" as in "neighbor" and "weigh"

Burrhead
(member)
04/22/11 11:23 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Quote:

Scout 1 said:
"i" before "e" except after "c" or when sounding like "a" as in "neighbor" and "weigh"




Unless you're referring to Budweiser.



And Foots......


Scout 1
(New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!)
04/22/11 11:47 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Kev, that falls under the famous "the only rule for names is, there are no rules" rule.

I'll give ya an example: an old lady who worked for me at the newspaper in Nebr. had a last name of Tvrs. T-V-R-S, not a vowel in it.

I thought it was the call letters of the local teeveee station.

It was pronounced "Tavv-riss".

Apparently, when the dumb Norwegians Swedes and Polocks traveled across the Great Plains to settle western Nebraska, all of their vowels fell out of the wagons. Being hardy make-do pioneers, they cobbled new names together out of what was left.


IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
04/23/11 02:29 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Heard a great description of "bad karma" from a good ol' boy the other day that I have already stolen, have used and will use again in the future!

He works construction and has been out of work for months, his unemployment is running out, and has just had a run of bad luck on top of that. So he says to me "My luck is so effin bad that if I was standing outside, and it started to rain soup, I'd be there holding an effin fork!"


foots
(the exterminator)
04/23/11 02:53 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

My favorite is........if it were rainin beardedclam, I'd get one with a dick in it.

67Firebird
(Former political advocate)
04/23/11 02:55 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Quote:

foots said:
My favorite is........if it were rainin beardedclam, I'd get one with a dick in it.






redleg
(Enzyte - one a day!)
04/23/11 08:16 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Dayumit foots I spewed beer

foots
(the exterminator)
04/23/11 08:25 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Quote:

redleg said:
Dayumit foots I spewed beer




Now dammit Kim.....you know that aint allowed.


redleg
(Enzyte - one a day!)
04/24/11 05:54 PM
Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman

Thru my forkin nose!!!!


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