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Find a basement brutha...looks like you are the target ![]() ![]() |
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He be alrite ![]() ![]() . . .. . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. Him and foots oughta both be round fer a second retirement ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only the good die young ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Grab a minner bucket Eddie! ![]() |
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sure preciate the concern d1also!!!!!!!!!! ![]() once again the good lord smiled on casa de edwardo & surrounding area ![]() ![]() gopdude...fooots...redlimb..>>>>>> ![]() ![]() |
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Only the good die young..... to quote the IMMORTAL redleg.... |
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halfie,,,I ain't dead yet either ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Storm got my arse....blew a section of shingles off the double wide and monsoon rain leaked into the bedroom.....In need of a roofing quote and sheet rock/paint quote to give to the insurance peeps.... |
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Here's some roof and painting quotes for ya Wackalacka... "Frisbeetarianism" is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. -- George Carlin Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary A man paints with his brains and not with his hands. -- Michelangelo Karma did that to your roof -- James Worley |
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Ain't never said a cross word about no James Worley, but if he sicked that Karma biatch on all of us because of Griffin, he's a fat, ankle walking bastard... ![]() |
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Please do not feed the monkeys..... ![]() |
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Karma, you old bastard, live with it. ![]() ![]() griffin |
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Karma this ,you plick! ![]() |
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As the blazing fire reduces wood to ashes, similarly, the fire of Self-knowledge reduces all Karma to ashes. ~Bhagavad Gita |
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"this sucks..."...an 8th grade student taking the MAP test this week... |
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but the bigger questions is...would you want him out of Raytown??? |
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Of course so - there are great kids planted everywhere - opportunity just doesn't always knock for all of them. |
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Worthless people blame their karma” - Burmese Proverb |
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Wax on,,,,,wax off!!! ![]() |
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Fork on.......fork off. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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"i" before "e" except after "c" or when sounding like "a" as in "neighbor" and "weigh" |
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Kev, that falls under the famous "the only rule for names is, there are no rules" rule. I'll give ya an example: an old lady who worked for me at the newspaper in Nebr. had a last name of Tvrs. T-V-R-S, not a vowel in it. I thought it was the call letters of the local teeveee station. It was pronounced "Tavv-riss". Apparently, when the dumb Norwegians Swedes and Polocks traveled across the Great Plains to settle western Nebraska, all of their vowels fell out of the wagons. Being hardy make-do pioneers, they cobbled new names together out of what was left. |
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Heard a great description of "bad karma" from a good ol' boy the other day that I have already stolen, have used and will use again in the future! He works construction and has been out of work for months, his unemployment is running out, and has just had a run of bad luck on top of that. So he says to me "My luck is so effin bad that if I was standing outside, and it started to rain soup, I'd be there holding an effin fork!" ![]() |
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My favorite is........if it were rainin beardedclam, I'd get one with a dick in it. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Dayumit foots I spewed beer ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Thru my forkin nose!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |