She had me on the BLT part until the one piece of bacon. A BLT is a sammich deserving of 4-5 pieces of bacon 2-3 slices of maters, hunk of lettuce, and a smathering of mayo. Anything less is just some northern screwed up version of a good meal.

Ribs in foil.......BLT's for a drink garnish.......no wonder yall are forked up.