hahah Kingpin, I've seen that movie more times than I can count and it always makes me laugh.

Heres one for you
"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?"