Bubba......ignore my brother. I just got off the phone with him. This is an exact transcript:

Me - Hey

foots - yeah (indiscriminate mumbling)

Me - HEY!!!

foots - Who is this?

Me - Who the fork you think it is?

foots - fork you

Me - I'll call you tomorrow

foots - I been drinking

Me - no chit

foots - I need to eat, what time is it?

Me - 8 o'clock

foots - fork it, I had ice for dinner

griffin