PerOWNED cracks me up. Been awhile since I've seen one of our players punched and chased so bad after a whistle. Geoff Courtnall comes to mind.

Frenchie knows how to get under folks skin fast. I think it's the smirk.

No way you trade Poutine. He'll be a Bossy like sniper once he starts shaving. His hands are magic, did you not see that Wheel n Deal to Happy Meal last game?