That's 'cause you don't know my cousin's ex-wife - crazy California super-liberal. So far as my outdoor activities, she thinks all FISHING should be outlawed, and you can imagine what she thinks of guns and hunting. She says people should be confined to big cities where they can be "taken care of" and not need cars, and they should not be "allowed to run around" out in the environment.

If screwballs like her were running this country (and they are, partly) the old Soviet Union would seem like a beacon of personal freedom. California sure seems to breed wimmen like that, huh?

Cousin finally got smart, and the last he saw of her was in the rear-view mirror of his Gold Wing.