My old captain on the fire department (my first real job) used to talk out of one side of his mouth like that. 'Course, that's because he always had a cigar in his mouth - he seldom lit it, just chewed it, and the brown juice ran down his chin. Maybe that's Greta's secret?

Actually, I like Greta van Susteren a lot. She's kinda distinctive looking, but I wasn't thinking about dating her anyway. I like the way she thinks, and she's real sharp when she interviews people.

Hey, Obama got his butt kicked in the First Debate. Woo-hoo! I bet he's getting a come-to-jesus phone call from Soros about now.