Yeah, I'm just messin' with ya. I agree that categories don't make much sense.

Me, I'm as "conservative" as anyone you could find about many things - you know that. BUT - I disagree with the conservatives when they try to legislate morality. I don't CARE if a guy wants to marry his fishing partner, or his horse for that matter. Why should I - mebbe it'd make the horse happy.

And it might surprise you to know that even though I've never taken an illegal drug in my life, I think they all oughta be legalized. Enormous industries exist now for both supplying and suppressing illegal drugs, and it's all a waste. People are gonna do what they're gonna do - and just like with alcohol a certain percentage of them will screw up their lives abusing that stuff. Let 'em.

So, am I a "conservative" or a "liberal"? Neither one, I think.