A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession
to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's not a big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've just been with one other guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was it?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are through, the
husband gets up and picks up the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I'm calling room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second
time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"Now what are you doing?" she asks.

He says, "I'm really hungry now. I'm calling room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts
to dial again.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what par is for this hole."