Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the
helicopter in front of the White House, he was
carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied, "These are not pigs, these
are authentic Arkansas razorback hogs. I got one for
Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of
the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."