"Come here," said the mortician's assistant in an awed tone. "Come here and check out THIS."

"What is it?" asked the mortician.

"This woman has a shrimp sticking out of her beardedclam."

The mortician bent over and looked closely.

"That's not a shrimp, you idiot," said the mortician. "That's her clit."

"It may LOOK like a clit," the assistant replied, "but it TASTES like SHRIMP!"