The mortician was putting the finishing touches on Anna Nicole Smith when his assistant walked in.
The assistant looked down and the finished product and said,"Even in death she is one of the most beuatiful women i have ever seen."
The mortician replied,"Maybe, but she has a clit like a pickle."
The assistant looked up in suprise and asked,"Do you mean it's large and bumpy?"
"No," replied the mortician,"It's sour."