A young wife was taking a nap on V-Day. After she woke up she called her husband at work and told him, "I just had the strangest dream! I dreamt that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." the husband.

The young wife was all excited with this response and couldn't wait for evening to get there. That evening the husband came home with a package and gave it to her. Somewhat confused by the shape of the package, she nevertheless tore open the wrapping paper only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."