18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

Ironic.

My Dad called yesterday to go through some stuff. Then, he told me to get my brother to phone him, that he can't get ahold of him. He works for one of the companies, but not FOR me.

Then my Dad said, "You should come and work for me, then you wouldn't have to work."

I said, "I've heard that line before. You told me the same damn thing 27 years ago.