The doctor saw his old patient Tom, an eighty-year old farmer. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride.

Being a good friend, the doctor asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The doctor then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."

Being the wise man that he was, the doctor realized, that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old patient's remaining years to be happy the doctor tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the farm, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one.

About four months later, the doctor ran into Tom. "How's the new wife?" asked the doctor. Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."

The doctor, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."

Don't ever underestimate those old geezers.